A Grody & Inconvenient Split!

by The Minor Inconveniences / Brody And The Grodies

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1.
All that I want at this juncture in life Is to breathe without having to pay $3.25 Working full-time, is it too much to ask That I don't have to get all my food from the trash? Heart full of pain and my shoes full of holes I'm sick of your rules and your modes of control No health insurance if I'm unemployed No time to create, so it's time to destroy Your sales pitch isn't gonna work so well 'Cause I ain't buyin' the shit you wanna sell I knew no good would come from doing shit your way But it's worse than I thought Yeah, it's worse than I thought No connections, all my money's gone, Sellin' butthole pics just to keep the power on This can't be the best that it's gonna get And we can't let it get worse Sick of your system Made me a victim Taking the world back You won't make me crack Egg hunt for egg punks That's how this shit goes Egg hunt for egg punks It's all I know You fucked this world up You fuck I hate you
2.
The farther I go in life, the more it seems I drift away from anything resembling dreams Coming apart further at the seams To fit nicely into a corporate scheme Constant production, zero connection Complete isolation, you're standing alone No room in budget for human imperfection The life of the company's worth more than your own Your life's one purpose, to maximize profits The fruit of your labor you never will see You'll be conditioned and perfectly streamlined To meet bottom line We'll cut all your edges off The farther we go in life the more it seems We drift away from anything resembling dreams Capitalist society's resounding theme No room for humans, just machines Planned obsolescence, endless pollution Save for a future that doesn't exist You'll work and you'll slave and at day's end you'll thank us For scraps that we give you, on which you subsist You'll be the picture of a model employee Complacent and placid and under control We'll wrap you in plastic, assign you a number And price you up to sell We'll cut all your edges off
3.
(Nah, we're not doin' the whole song. We're doin' the WHOLE ALBUM!!!) Struggling country, Police state cry, Break the stronghold, You've gotta try to be free, Action now, the struggle's on, No police brutality Smash it from within Keep hoping some are free Speak out against your oppressor Revolutionary Smash fascism, keep hoping some are free Fight back, crack government strategy Self determination, build solidarity (None of the lyric sites have what this line is so I just shout gibberish, I think Poison Idea would've wanted it that way) Illegally torment, repressive ordinances Action now, the struggle's on, No police brutality Smash it from within Keep hoping some are free Speak out against your oppressor Revolutionary Smash fascism, keep hoping some are free It's an action You can't change the world, But you can change yourself, You decide who will be free. (Listen to these assholes jerkin' off to this Poison Idea cover. Buncha clowns...)
4.
i opened up the fridge for another beer i could have sworn there were plenty more here i found some cans but they're all empty oh it just doesn't make much sense to me who drank all the beer? who drank all the beer? who drank all the beer? who drank all the beer? i'm the only one that's here i walked on down to the corner store the manager stopped me at the door he said you bought em all yeah we're clean sold out and then he started to scream and shout who drank all the beer? who drank all the beer? who drank all the beer? who drank all the beer? i went to the bottle shop i went to the bar i searched the whole town both near and far i hitched a ride to the brewery and this is what they said to me who drank all the beer? who drank all the beer? who drank all the beer? who drank all the beer?
5.
dude i heard that bands get free beer when they play what are you serious yeah! we should start a band! we can get free beer! yeah let's do it! hello everybody the grodies are here we know we sound shitty, but bands get free beer so bring a pitcher and clear the stage plug your ears and run away i can't sing the band can't play but we don't care we got no shame we only want to drink free beer so top it off and bring it here brody and the grodies forever!
6.
woke up this mornin and i couldn't move you put the hex on me there wasn't nothin that i could do you put the hex on me you put the hex what can i do now you put the hex i think we're thru now you put the hex you put the hex on me i got a buzzin goin thru my head you put the hex on me all my records warped and my dog is dead you put the hex on me you put the hex what can i do now you put the hex i think we're thru now you put the hex you put the hex on me well i can't eat and i can't sleep all the girls think i'm a creep i don't want you comin round all this stuff's been goin down you put the hex what can i do now you put the hex i think we're thru now you put the hex you put the hex on me you put the hex what can i do now you put the hex i think we're thru now you put the hex you put the hex on me you put the hex you put the hex you put the hex on me

about

Music just the way you like it! A Grody & Inconvenient Split offers a two sided dirty lo-fi punk and garage bonanza. Side one is a blazing hardcore punk explosion from The Minor Inconveniences. Side two comes in with some drunken garage fun from Brody And The Grodies.

Two originals and a cover each! Wow! You don't find value like this very often!

Check out The Minor Inconveniences at zachfontanez.bandcamp.com

Check out Brody And The Grodies at brodyandthegrodies.bandcamp.com

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released March 3, 2023

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